Category: BREAKING NEWS


Iran ‘Planning’ To Sneak Into Western Homes And Eat Babies While Parents Sleep

AMERICA’S leading intelligence official, James Clapper, warned today that Iran is planning to eat western babies while unsuspecting parents are asleep in their nice, cosy beds. The US director of national intelligence said Iranian special forces, who are hiding all over the world, were plotting to eat random babies in a sick and evil operation code… Read more »

‘Black Actors Still Being Typecast For Black Roles’, Say Anti-Racism Group

AN anti-racism organisation, Anti-Racist Action (ARA), slammed the film industry today, claiming black actors are still being typecast for black film roles in Hollywood. A survey carried out by the ARA has revealed that black actors still feel that their skin colour does not allow them to play other races like Caucasian or Hispanic in movies. Spokesman for… Read more »

Kitten Does Something Really Fucking Cute For Camera

A YOUNG cat did something really fucking cute for it’s owners camera, who just happened to have her photography studio set up in her house, and has made several online newspapers around the world today. Carmel Murray was taking various shots around the home when she realised her 3 month old kitten was doing really fucking cute things in… Read more »

RTE Replace Entire Cast Of Fair City With Cardboard Cut-Outs Of Kathryn Thomas

RTE have announced their decision today to replace the entire cast of Fair city with cardboard cut-outs of Kathryn Thomas as dramatic new budget cuts hit the station. Over forty cast members were given the bad news on Friday evening during a meeting called by executive producer Brigie de Courcy. Veteran of the show Jim Bartley (Bella Doyle) told WWN today… Read more »

Global Cosmetics Industry Collapses After 55 Year Old Mum Who Looks 25 Reveals Secrets On Internet

SHARES in some of the biggest cosmetic companies around the world have crashed after a 55-year-old mothers secret to youthfull looking skin was revealed on the internet last year. An estimated 400,000 people will lose their jobs over the next few months as a result of the beauty tip. International companies Maybelline, Avon and L’ O’Real have… Read more »

New Waterboarding Technique Does Not Work On Dead People, Claim US Troops

THE US government have confirmed today that a new waterboarding technique initiated by troops in Afghanistan has failed in its goal to extract vital information from dead Taliban fighters. Military officials reported the practice of ‘Urine-boarding’ has now been canned in favour of  reliable and more traditional methods like lancing and stake burning. The unorthodox form of interrogation… Read more »