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Here’s The Trivial Shit The Media Wants You To Be Outraged About Today
EVERYDAY the media tries it best to keep you up to date on the truly important news occurring around the ... -
Local Mother Not Shy In Reminding You She Was Married With Kids At Your Age
ONE LOCAL mother has wasted no time in breaking out her favourite and most easily recalled observation when politely reminding ... -
Tesco Snack Assortment Amusement Park Opens In County Laois
FOLLOWING on from the success of Ireland’s Tayto Park in County Meath, supermarket retail giant Tesco has today opened a 2,000 acre amusement ... -
Unionist Just One More Pallet Away From Defeating Catholics
A LOCAL ardent Unionist is revealed to have built such an impressive bonfire that he is just one more pallet ... -
DUP Awarded For Services To A United Ireland
THE DEMOCRATIC Unionist Party has been recognised for its singular and lasting contribution to securing a United Ireland at an ... -
Court Rules Trump Can’t Block Critics On Twitter So Here’s 38 Insults To Send To ...
A US federal court of appeal has ruled that US Donald Trump cannot block his vocal critics on Twitter as ... -
Behind The Scenes Of New Horror Movie ‘Dublin’
WWN recently visited the Dublin location for horror powerhouse A24’s new production, currently filming under the working title ‘Dublin’ with ... -
Fishermen Almost As Ungrateful As Farmers, Report Finds
ALTHOUGH the country has long been familiar with what an ungrateful and discontented bunch of moaning bastards farmers are, there has ... -
Protesters With Baby Coffins Planning ‘Fuck All’ For Tuam Grave Site
AN ANTI-ABORTION group who held a demonstration outside the National Maternity Hospital have confirmed they are planning ‘fuck all’ protests ... -
DUP Under Threat Of Being Aborted By Gay Marriage
DESPITE a House of Commons vote putting the legalisation of same-sex marriage and abortion in Northern Ireland a near certainty ...