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Parents Threaten To Make Kid Watch Ireland Game If He Doesn’t Behave
WATERFORD schoolkid Brendan Biron is under orders to be on his best behaviour today, under threat of the gravest punishment of ... -
Bankrupt, Recently Dumped Man With Only Days To Live Glad He’s Having Better Week Than ...
A TERMINALLY ill man whose wife left him for his own brother has spoken of how he counts his blessings ... -
Met Éireann Issue Red Balloon Over Sewer Warning
THE WARNING, issued by Met Éireann comes into affect in Derry and other locations across the island of Ireland from ... -
Devil All Good For Landlord Souls, Cheers
THE purchasing department for Hell has issued a firm warning that it has met its quota for landlord souls for ... -
“You’re Not Fucking Banksy” Council Tells Rogue Graffiti Artists
GRAFFITI artists, who insist on defacing buildings with visually striking murals that draws attention to neglected areas or reinvigorates towns ... -
Buzz Aldrin Admits To Cracking One Out On The Moon
THE mystery surrounding a curious, gel-like substance on the surface of the moon has been solved, after veteran astronaut Buzz ... -
Man Pretending To Enjoy Alcohol To Fit In Like Some Insecure Teenager
ONE LOCAL adult male has failed to shake off the insecurity which governs his fear of being judged and singled ... -
LIVE UPDATES: The Slow Disintegration Of The United Kingdom
THIS IS the only place to find all essential updates on the continued and neverending political chaos the United Kingdom ... -
Johnson Stands On Fifth Rake Of Day
UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson is on high alert for a sixth smack in the face from a rake that ... -
McDonald & O’Neill Spotted Wearing Matching Mink Coats Following €1.6mn Party Donation
POLITICAL RIVALS north and south of the border have expressed significant envy at news of a mystery donor leaving Sinn ...