Pot Warns Congress About Kettle Being Black

AN uncontrollable Pot last night accused the United States and its allies of ignorance, claiming the ongoing refusal to acknowledge that the Kettle is black, could catapult the world into a “steam-ridden nightmare”. In a speech to US Congress punctuated by numerous standing ovations, mostly from Republicans, the Pot depicted the kettle as a “threat… Read more »

Michael Noonan Appointed To Ministry Of Sound

FINANCE Minister Michael Noonan spent this morning receiving congratulations from his fellow Fine Gael party members, following his appointment to a new post at the Ministry of Sound. The Limerick TD, a longtime fan of hardcore techno, will begin his stint in the popular London dance venue in April, with a possibility of performing some… Read more »