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UK Continues To Be Much-Needed Source Of Worse News Than Your Country
PLAUDITS are continuing to pour into the UK from nations around the world, with governments thanking Boris and the Tories ... -
Greyhound Defies Skinny-Shaming Critics In Brave Photoshoot
“I’m just naturally skinny,” said local greyhound, Skipper, as camera bulbs flashed all around her. “I like to exercise, and ... -
Teacher Can’t Wait To Use ‘Calculated Grades’ To Fuck Over Prick Student He Hates
THE FORMAL ANNOUNCEMENT that students of this year’s Leaving Cert will receive ‘calculated grades’ or sit exams at a later ... -
Sean O’Rourke Snapped Up By MTV
RTÉ have made the decision to sell off as much lands as possible and hike the license fee as high ... -
Ireland Expected More From Millionaire Property Developer
THE nation has updated its status from ‘shocked’ to ‘profoundly disappointed’ this week after videos emerged of one of the ... -
Plane With 10,000 Covid-19 Infected Bats Pass Through Dublin Airport Without Proper Checks
DESPITE desperate pleas with the government to act, a helpless nation was left to watch on as over 10,000 Covid-19 ... -
Leaving Cert Mother Secretly Loving All The Panic & Uncertainty
AS SHE awaits a new update this afternoon on the final fate of this year’s Leaving Cert examinations, one Waterford ... -
X Æ A-12 Already Needs Software Update
A BAFFLED Elon Musk is to spend most of today on the phone with customer support after realising that his ... -
Smugglers Forced To Sit And Smoke 8.4 Million Cigarettes
REVENUE are continuing to crack down hard on illegal smuggling into Ireland, and with the added time on their hands ... -
“ADELE SKINNY NOW!” Media Calmly Screams From Megaphone
CAREFUL not to giveaway any hints that they were losing they’re fucking minds over a 32-year-old women’s appearance, the media ...