Category: BREAKING NEWS


Ireland To Set Up World’s First Ever ‘Frape’ Clinic

The decision comes after intense public outcry. In light of a recent case before the courts the Government has inacted emergency legislation which will see funding put aside for the World’s first ‘Frape’ clinic. ‘Frape’, the wholly inappropriate word used to describe the act of posting something on someone’s Facebook account under their name, has… Read more »

Bruton And Coveney To Draw Straws For Health Minister Job

WWN can exclusively reveal that TDs Richard Bruton and Simon Coveney have begged on their knees in front of the Taoiseach to avoid the prospect of becoming the next Minister for Health. Often viewed as the worst ministerial portfolio on offer, many members of the current Government had preprepared a variety of excuses as to… Read more »

Cavan Man Heads To UK In Response To Sperm Shortage

FOLLOWING the publishing of new statistics which suggest the UK is suffering from a shortage of sperm donors, Cavan native Eoghan Hand has volunteered to emigrate to London to make up for the shortfall. The report from the British Fertility Society highlighted a drop in sperm donors since the 2005 abolition of the right to anonymity… Read more »