Teenagers Urged Not To Attempt Kylie Jenner “Neck-Lengthening” Challenge

TEENAGERS across the world are today continuing to partake in the “Kylie Jenner Neck-Lengthening Challenge” despite calls from medical professionals urging them to consider the potentially harmful repercussions. The challenge, in which people suspend themselves by their necks on a rope tied to the ceiling, became popular after reports that it would help teens achieve… Read more »

Great New Song Ruined Now That Your Mother Is Humming It

THAT song you’ve been singing for the last month has now been completely ruined after you found your mother humming the living daylights out of it earlier this afternoon while doing some ironing. Completely unaware she had access to Spin 103.8, your mother was halfway through humming FourFiveSeconds by Rihanna, Kanye West and Paul McCartney… Read more »

Homeless Children Better Off In The Fresh Air Anyway, Insists Government

THE Government has defended latest child homeless figures released today, insisting they are better off in the fresh air at this time of year anyway. The number of under 16s living in emergency accommodation across the country has now exceeded 1,000 for the first time since records began, the Dublin Region Homeless Executive released today. “Sure who wouldn’t want to be out… Read more »

Local Woman Takes Grave As Quick

A COUNTY Laois woman has hilariously beaten her husband to the punch this week after being laid to rest in a cemetery plot he had bought for himself in 1996, before they were even married. Janet Ganley, who died of a massive stroke on Sunday evening, had the final laugh this morning as she was… Read more »