Category: BREAKING NEWS


Leitrim To Become World’s Least Visited Nudist Hotspot

FOLLOWING on from a meeting of the ‘International Nudist Congress’ in Leitrim this week, it is thought the county, which definitely exists and isn’t made up at all, will push forward plans to become the least visited nudist tourist hotspot in the world. “You have to encourage and foster any sort of tourism really, even… Read more »

Pistorius Sent To Live With Auntie And Uncle In Bel Air

SOURCES close to South African Olympian Oscar Pistorius have announced that he will spend some time living with relatives in America, following his shocking acquittal this morning of the premeditated murder of his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp. Pistorius, known as The Blade Runner, faced life in prison following the death of his supermodel girlfriend in February… Read more »

Deadly Carlow Family Removed From Spider’s Home

WWN has learned of a lucky escape for a vulnerable spider and his offspring after a deadly Carlow family was removed from his home. Horrified inspectors, part of the National Exotic Human Sanctuary (NEHS), stumbled upon a family of five attempting to make an innocent spider’s home their unholy dwelling. Deadly creatures including ‘Dad’, ‘Mom’… Read more »