Category: BREAKING NEWS


RTÉ Soccer Panel To Be Humanely Put Down

FOLLOWING yet another confusing critical display on Friday, RTÉ have taken the brave and necessary step of having their three ‘senior soccer analysts’ humanely put down. John Giles had been given the evening off on Friday after finding it particularly hard to pronounce the ‘foreign sounding’ names belonging to several Scottish players, however Liam Brady… Read more »

Behind The Scenes At Sinn Féin’s Dáil Sit In

Shortly after 1pm yesterday as the heated debate between TD McDonald and Ceann Comhairle Sean Barrett reached its climax, McDonald hoisted herself over the Dáil benches and screamed “All right everybody be cool, this is a robbery. Any one of you fucking pricks move, and I’ll execute every motherfucking last one of you!” A standoff… Read more »