Powdered Buckfast To Be Sold In Wraps

BUCKFAST is to be sold in a powdered form and will be available in “wrap deals” for the first time, the firm behind the controversial tonic wine has announced today. The alcoholic drink, which is brewed by satanic worshippers in Devon, is quite popular with young people in Scotland and Ireland due to it’s “speedy… Read more »

‘Student Lightweights Ruining Scuzz Buzz For Everyone Else’, Claims Waterford Lad

COUNTY Waterford lad Jamie Lonergan made a controversial claim today that certain students were ruining the reputation of a new cocktail drug called scuzz, by being “total lightweights” and “freaking out to their mammy’s”. The furious Mr. Lonergan made the claim outside Supermacs to the lads last night, stating “young fellas shouldn’t be taking acid if… Read more »

Dublin Lad Diagnosed With First Case Of Culchiephobia

News has reached WWN that Dublin lad, Daniel Griffin, has been declared the world’s first sufferer of a phobia now known as ‘culchiephobia’. ‘Culchiephobia’ is described by experts as a ‘distinct fear or distrust of people born outside of Dublin’, with the sufferer going to great lengths to avoid encountering Culchies. “I suppose when I… Read more »