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Local Nudist Refuses To Wear Face Mask
“IT’S a matter of principle” said local nudist Cormac Kenetty, standing naked at the entrance to his local Super Valu ... -
Lockdown Wouldn’t Be So Bad If Man Didn’t Have Wife, Kids, Mortgage
WATERFORD man Eddie Caruthers has broken his silence on the ongoing Coronavirus lockdown situation, stating that if it weren’t for ... -
Local Man An Expert In The German League All Of A Sudden
STUDIOUS and prolific, Olympic-level bullshitter Conor Shellin has been given a new lease of life thanks to the behind-closed-doors return ... -
Emotional Scenes As Builders Wolf-Whistle For First Time In Two Months
THERE were emotional scenes in Dublin’s inner city as several women walking to work were greeted with wolf whistles emanating ... -
Government Formation Hits Snag As FF & FG Remember They Fucking Hate Each Other
AS some frankly deranged voters claim Ireland had something called a ‘general election’ over 100 days ago comes the news ... -
‘Orgies, Tripping Joggers, Human Sacrifices’: Phase One Of Lockdown Easing Explored
IRELAND is set to begin its exit from lockdown this Monday, with phase one of a five-phase journey to ‘normality’. ... -
Local Man Can’t Believe He’s Actually Looking Forward To Going To IKEA
“LOOK at me, I’m blubbering like a little child” sobbed Finglas man Warren Ericson, overcome with emotion at the news ... -
Bathroom Towel Sees Man Through His 20s, 30s & 40s
A COUNTY Waterford man has thanked the unknown makers of a bathroom towel he has had for the past three ... -
Government To Tackle Emerging Mental Health Crisis With ‘Go For A Run’ Tweet
AS THE World Health Organisation warns of the potentially massive impact the Covid-19 pandemic and its associated restrictions will have ... -
How The Pandemic Has Changed The Middle Aisle Of Lidl Forever
ONCE the Holy Grail for eager shoppers looking for the 18th century scuba diving gear they never knew they needed ...