Category: BREAKING NEWS


HSE Unveil Bunk Bed Trolleys To Combat Hospital Congestion

ACTING on record levels of hospital overcrowding, the Health Minister Simon Harris in conjunction with the HSE has unveiled a €3bn investment into ‘bunk bed trolleys’ which are expected to half the number of people waiting on hospital trolleys in only a matter of weeks. Technically classed as one unit, the new bunk trolleys will bring the monthly figure down from 10,000… Read more »

Is Paul Murphy Stalin’s Love Child? Probably

FOLLOWING the Socialist Party playing one final gig on the rooftop of the Dáil in front of adoring fans, Paul Murphy announced the establishment of his new ‘RISE’ grouping, sparking chatter amongst the Fine Gael voting public that the Dublin TD must be the love child of Stalin. With a desire to nationalise everything from… Read more »

We’re Just Using Greta Thunberg’s Image For Clicks Now

AFTER closely reviewing our engagement and click through conversion rates with our stats team, this publication is to just use Greta Thunberg’s image for ‘rage clicks’ now in the hopes of further generating our online advertising revenues, WWN can confirm. Admittedly, we could have used a headline that suggests she’s the voice of a generation, or indeed that she’s a… Read more »

Switching Your Rugby Allegiances To Japan, A Guide

IN THE WAKE of Japan’s ‘Brave Blossoms’ beating Ireland’s ‘Stale Gone Off Guinness Farts’ many die hard rugby fans who took up supporting the boys in green two weeks ago are reportedly looking to switch their allegiances to the sort of plucky underdogs you can actually rely on. Absolutely sick to death of wall to… Read more »