Category: BREAKING NEWS


4 Disguises To Illegally Claim Welfare With

AS POINTED out by Minister Against Social Protection Leo Varadkar yesterday it is now easier than ever to illegally claim welfare, and with 100% of people definitely doing it, it might be high time you gave this welfare fraud thing a crack. WWN is on hand to provide you with the 5 best disguises to… Read more »

“This Is How You Politics, Bitches!”

BRITISH Prime Minister Theresa May has called out fellow political leaders today after announcing a snap election in a bid to give her more power when it comes to dealing with Europe, insisting that “this is how you politics, bitches!” Speaking outside number 10 Downing Street yesterday morning, the Conservative party leader said she decided to call the surprise election… Read more »

457 Visas: Will Your Friends In Australia Still Be Unbearable? We Answer Your Questions

WITH Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull announcing an end to the 457 visa, many Irish people, including those planning to go to Australia as well as those currently in Australia expressed serious concerns. However, a greater number of people stuck with the perma-grey depressing Irish skyline felt the fresh sparks of hope that the news… Read more »

Relief As Everybody Stops Kung-Fu Fighting

FRESH hopes for peace have blossomed in the greater funky Chinatown area, after a decades-long, incredibly frightening kung-fu battle finally came to an end. The battle, in which everybody took part, has been taking place since 1974 and was the subject of a popular song by Carl Douglas in the same year. Described by eye-witnesses… Read more »

North Korea Unveil Stealth Bomber

STANDING behind a vast bank of intimidating weaponry only leading North Korean military officials could see, Kim Jong Un proudly unveiled his impoverished country’s latest secret weapon. The stealth bomber, a technology previously only held by the American air force, was paraded in full lack of view to the State media on an empty runway… Read more »