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“I’ve Gone Virus!”

AN UNDERSTANDBLY delighted Taoiseach returned to Ireland from his trip to the US last week, declaring to the cabinet, opposition parties and the Irish public that he has gone virus, WWN can reveal. At an emergency meeting of the cabinet, called for purposes of a piss up, a visibly moved Enda Kenny explained how a… Read more »

POLL: Is It Wrong To Be Attracted To The Green M&M?

A GROWING number of people have come forward in recent weeks to confess their desire for the green M&M known as Ms Green. The delicious chocolate treat joins the female bunny from Space Jam, Jessica Rabbit and every anime character in existence in being on the receiving end of infatuation from men.