Category: BREAKING NEWS


Government Hire Hypnotist To Convince Nation There Is No Homelessness Problem

ON THE FOOT of the Taoiseach’s recent assertion that Ireland’s homeless levels are actually remarkably low and something to be proud of, the government’s newly installed Communications Unit has hired a hypnotist to convince the Irish public homelessness ‘isn’t even a thing’. “We’re just conscious of the fact that many members of the public are… Read more »

WWN Previews Ireland V Denmark: The Sequel!

IRELAND have one foot in the World Cup after securing a thrilling edge of the seat 0-0 draw with a Denmark team that refused the free-flowing football Ireland is becoming synonymous with. Critics have confirmed there is every hope Ireland v Denmark at the Aviva can be the Godfather Part II of World Cup playoffs,… Read more »

Muslims Warned To Not Celebrate Christmas Like We Do

A STARK warning has been issued to all Muslims living in western countries not to attempt to celebrate Christmas, while at the same time getting more involved in western culture and our ways and traditions. The latest battle in the ongoing war against people who are sick of this argument was kicked off following the… Read more »