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Amazing Dedication: Christian Bale Killed Self For Frankenstein Role
YOU may have noticed that Christian Bale looks unrecognisable as Frankenstein’s monster in the forthcoming Maggie Gyllenhaal-directed movie, and you’d ... -
Simon Harris Set To Become Ireland’s First Haunted Doll Taoiseach
THE Irish haunted doll community is expected to celebrate one of their own today as Simon Harris is set to ... -
“Someone Please Help Me!” Man Who Ran Length Of Africa Unable To Stop
“JUST shoot me in the legs or something,” pleaded athlete Russ Cook today after reaching his goal of running the ... -
Man Utd Secure First Trophy Of The Season
MANCHESTER UNITED fans are still riding the euphoric wave of winning their first piece of silverware this season after beating ... -
Probe Due After Boeing Planes Found To Be Made Entirely Of Recycled Toilet Paper
AIRLINE regulators across the world have launched a probe into plane manufacturer Boeing after it was revealed their aircrafts were ... -
“The Current Shower In Charge Haven’t A Fucking Clue”
DESCRIBING IT as an ‘out of body experience’ Simon Harris felt his mind ‘completely wipe’ during his Fine Gael ardfheis ... -
Here’s What Simon Harris Offered Independent TDs In Exchange For Voting Him In As Taoiseach
WHILE SIMON Harris is the sort of politician who relies solely on his incredible charisma and knack for the common ... -
Let’s Really Test How Humourless The GAA Is About How Its Trademarks Are Used
IRISH food chain Supermacs recently incurred a suspension of their accounts on social media for using ‘registered trademarks of the ... -
Local Man Still Going On About ‘Dune Part Two’
DESPITE showing in cinemas for a number of weeks, local man and movie buff Conor Dannon is still going on, ... -
Libyan General Demands Money Back After Irish Soldiers Incapable Of Training For Actual Combat
THE ROGUE Libyan general who was revealed by the Irish Times to be paying retired and serving Irish soldiers to ...