Scott’s Home Early From The Pantry For Some Reason ​

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SCOTT is apparently home early from the pantry for some reason while his wife nibbles on a red M&M character in their bed while his yellow pervert friend watches from the closet, a TV advertisement confirms.

Seemingly opening a small door to what can only be described as a dark pantry containing shelves, Scott enters the attached bedroom and accuses his wife of eating one of their what are believed to be two captors, stating ‘you were going to eat him without you, weren’t you?’, before the red M&M hostage reveals she was biting him somewhere, but doesn’t describe where.

“It’s definitely a pantry or a press of some kind,” one eyewitness to the television advert agreed, “why the fuck is he coming out of a small shelved room, and why the fuck is it attached to their room? Where did she bite that poor M&M and what was that yellow one doing in there, also naked?”

The reason as to why Scott was in a dark, empty looking pantry has still gone answered, while viewers speculated as to what the pair of abductors did to the two M&M characters after the encounter.

“Those poor M&Ms have probably been held there for months and have gotten Stockholm syndrome or something and performing lewd acts has now become the norm for the poor little bastards,” one viewer posed.

“It’s nearly as creepy as the dad from the Wrigleys chewing gum advert that gives his daughter’s half naked boyfriend a creepy smile while shaking his sweaty sex smelling hand”.

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