Ed Sheds Red’s Fred After Shitting Of Bed: A Thread

ED Woodward has decided to shed dead wood, after hopes that red Fred would ward off disaster proved false.

The €57 million spent on the midfield Brazilian despite other roles needing filling has left fans expressing anger in tones coarse.

Man. United had been excited but their season has been blighted and beds continue to be shitted in due course.

The decision comes nifty after a desperately un-pretty 2-0 loss to City despite manager Solskjaer shouting until hoarse.

Now looking for a scapegoat to explain the sinking boat Woodward stated, and we quote, “there’s no sense trying to flog a dead horse”.

With fourth place out of reach it is hoped this season will teach that the Board must be impeached, but it’s not very fucking likely.