Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Pictured Walking On Water

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AS Manchester United supporters try to comes to terms with their side’s monumental, history-making comeback against PSG last night, manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer was pictured taking a relaxing stroll this morning across a body of water.

Solksjaer’s impressive start to his career as United manager could see him appointed to the position full time, but eye witnesses suggested he looked remarkably relaxed and wouldn’t be drawn on the speculation as he nonchalantly ambled through Manchester on the River Irwell.

“For a man who’s just masterminded a 3-1 comeback against PSG, cured cancer, brokered peace between North and South Korea and erased Piers Morgan from existence, he just looks so chilled out and relaxed,” remarked one fan who spotted the Norwegian walking on water this morning.

Solksjaer’s managerial genius has drawn praise from rival fans who are still trying to figure out how he masterminded Buffon making a huge error and gifting United a goal, Mbappé falling over when through on goal, and preparing his team tactically to be awarded a questionable penalty via VAR decision in the dying minutes of the game.

“Can’t wait to watch the next game, I’m buzzing,” remarked one formerly blind fan, who regained his sight after Solksjaer placed his hands on the man’s eyes.

Elsewhere, Solksjaer is expected to announced a landmark deal with the world’s leading physicists which will allow United fans to travel back in time to the 1999 treble winning season, and live there forever.

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