THE 2019 edition of the Irish Celebrity Hit List is set to be released shortly, detailing those well-known Irish celebrities that are still in the public’s good books, and those who have outstayed their welcome and WWN has gotten a sneak peak!
Before we get into the list of who it’s OK to like, first let’s take a look at those celebs who were in good standing with the public, but have slid off the list since last year. We sort of tolerated them for a while, but from January 1st 2019, these fuckers are on the shit list instead of the hit list. And here’s why:
Too successful. A loss would have clipped her wings a bit, but nope, kept on winning. Plus that craic with her Da getting shot… yeah, Katie takes a tumble this year.
Seems the public were OK with the trolley-throwing and the shit talking and the claiming to be the best but then tapping out… but his Da going on about the change on the Dart did it for Conor this year.
Uh oh… seems Saoirse’s inability to pick an accent has done for her here. Also that SNL sketch, and yet another Oscar nomination? Successful, and made fun of Ireland? You’re out.
The Irish Rugby team
They beat the All-Blacks and now they think they think they’re fucking great
The Irish football team
They beat nobody and now we think they’re fucking shite
Four in a row? We’re over it.
Every other GAA team
Can’t even beat the damn Dubs.
Michael D Higgins
Repeal the 8th campaigners
These additions to the list join hated stalwarts such as U2, Enya, Bob Geldof, anyone who has ever featured on RTE television, any entrepreneur, politician, public figure, local character or puppet based comedy act, leaving the Irish list of Irish people that it’s alright for Irish people to like looking like this;
Gabriel Byrne is alright, we suppose.