Pissing All Over The Toilet Seat Despite Being A Grown Adult Man, A Guide
EXPECTATIONS and pressures felt by men in the 21st century can be unforgiving and unrealistic, chief among those arduous demands men must deliver on is to piss all over the toilet seat. However, sadly as many as 0.0000001% of men find it impossible to go to the toilet to urinate and destroy their surrounding. We need to do more to help these men, guide them, teach them how to piss all over the toilet despite being grown adult men.
It comes easy to some men forewarned since birth not to aim their stream on a toilet seat positioned in the down or ‘active’ position to spray urine everywhere but what of those who find it harder not to follow basic manners, civility and instructions? Where is the help for them?
WWN is stepping forth into the breach and saying ‘enough is enough’ with these simple steps which will allow you to piss all over the toilet seat despite being a grown ass adult man.
Don’t lift the seat up
C’mon now lads, basic stuff. If you want unload a day’s supply of urinified tea, coffee, beer, Monster energy drinks onto a seat that other people will most definitely have to use, well, that seat needs to be down doesn’t it.
Unsheathe the monster
That’s your lad, lads.
Let it roam free, and do whatever it wants
There are no rules here in the toilet. Well, none you’ll be paying attention to anyway.
Blasters at full power
3-2-1 and aim nowhere in particular, let it gush forth, cascading down in a beautiful non-linear way. Waterfalls of urine which can freely splash onto that seat and later dry and stink out the place.
Shrug your shoulders
What? Did they expect you to lift up the seat and just urinate like an adult? The expectations some people put on other people is astonishing.
Exit the toilet
Upon leaving the toilet you will be greeted by a crowd of men, here to congratulate you on job terribly done. Well done and welcome to the toilet seat pisser club buddy!
NEXT WEEK: We show women how to use 3 rolls of toilet roll with each visit to the bathroom.