Did Clare Just Fucking Say ‘Namaste’ In An Unironic Way?

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REPORTS COMING into WWN suggest Wicklow resident, Clare Higgenly has uttered the phrase ‘Namaste’ as a greeting in a completely unironic way.

‘Namaste’ a respectful greeting issued in India, has slowly crept into casual usage in Ireland by women who have had yoga mats and pants surgically woven onto their skin.

“Like, not in a ‘oh my God, listen to how stupid and pretentious I sound’ jokey kind of way?” queried a number of Clare’s friends when confronted with the horrifying news.

Clare’s use of Namaste is believed to be very different from how she used ‘soz’ at the back end of 2016 when having originally said it in an ironic way with air quotes it wove its way into her subconscious until she said it instead of sorry.

“No, I heard her myself when I bumped into her in Greystones, she full on Namaste’d me while holding onto her yoga mat like it way her first born child,” one close friend of Clare’s, Roisin shared with WWN.

It is not thought intervention will be needed until Clare also introduces a weird sort of half bowing routine when she says it, but family and friends have been asked to prepare for the worst.

“Look I’m all for a health and mindfulness kick or whatever, but she needs a full on kick up the arse,” explained Roisin, who admitted to occasionally using the word but only with ‘bitches’ coming directly after it.

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