BREAKING: Cunt Stirring Shit Again

MEDIA outlets across the UK & Ireland today have confirmed that a massive cunt is back stirring shit again, despite the shit being already stirred into a coagulated paste.

Former UKIP leader and current cunt, Nigel Farage, has suggested that Britain should hold a second referendum on EU membership in a bid to silence those who do not want to leave.

“I haven’t stirred shit in a good while, and I was bored today so I said I’d give it a go,” he said with his cunt mouth, “yeah, that’s it, another referendum where I can get my face out there again and give those Remainers a good thrashing this time, and all without a bullet being fired. Sure, what else would I be doing now I’m doing nothing with my life?”

The cunt told a Channel 5 panel show that his “mind is actually changing on this”, before then addressing fellow cunt, Tony Blair, stating “and we may just finish the whole thing off and Blair can just disappear off into total obscurity.”

Farage, a former leader of the UK Independence Party (UKIP), was a key figure in both the decision to hold a referendum in 2016, and the shock 52 to 48 percent outcome in favour of leaving.

“Romanians, immigrants making me late for work, disgusting public breastfeeding, women are worth less than men,” Farage added, now just rattling off a string of insulting statements to make the newspapers, before concluding, “I could do this all day… all year if I have to”.