IT’S bonfire season, and who would we be if we didn’t build a heath & safety regulation-defying bonfire consisting of worn tyres and whatever the hell else we found lying around?
But in order to properly allow the local teenagers to put themselves in as much jeopardy as possible, we’re going to need way more fuel for our fire than we have right now. Specifically, tyres. Lots of tyres. We need so many tyres that onlookers who watch us roll tyre after tyre through town will look at us and say ‘hey, where did they get all those tyres from? Is there a tyre tree that we don’t know about?’