21 March – 20 April
Embrace your inner teenager and just walk around holding your balls all day.
21 April – 21 May
After watching IT, you decide to become a clown. It looks like a laugh.
May 21 – June 20
You’ve got a hot take on a sensitive subject, you’ve got the internet at your disposal… what are you waiting for?
June 21 – July 22
You remain in amazement at the fact that George Hook still has a radio show, let alone listeners.
July 23 – August 22
Monday pints are currently not out of the question.
August 23 – September 22
You hold down on your head for 15 seconds, forcing a restart.
September 23 – October 22
This might be the LSD talking, but jkbajbdl bassqdsyvbalbc
October 23 – November 21
You laugh at how the stars of Friends look these days, but the friends you had at that time are long gone.
November 22 – December 21
You’re streaming something on 123Movies, and decide that fuck it, your computer could use a speed test right now.
December 22 – January 19
Are you finishing that sandwich?
January 20 – February 18
They name a hurricane after you! Sweet!
February 19 – March 20
If you drank as much of any other fluid as you do of wine, you’d be grand.