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aries

21 March – 20 April

You’re absolutely gobsmacked when watching the Game Of Thrones finale when Ned Stark comes back from the dead and high fives everyone.

taurus

21 April – 21 May

You’re absolutely gobsmacked when watching the Game Of Thrones finale when Sansa is revealed to be Ramsey Bolton in disguise.

gemini

May 21 – June 20

You’re absolutely gobsmacked when watching the Game Of Thrones finale when Ed Sheeran shows up and sings two (TWO!!) songs.

cancer

June 21 – July 22

You’re absolutely gobsmacked when watching the Game Of Thrones finale when the HBO logo comes on at the start. You’re easily gobsmacked, you are.

leo

July 23 – August 22

You’re absolutely gobsmacked when watching the Game Of Thrones finale when you don’t understand a thing. You have to watch all the other episodes first, see.

virgo

August 23 – September 22

You’re absolutely gobsmacked when watching the Game Of Thrones finale because everything that some cunt blurted out in work is exactly what happens on screen.

libra

September 23 – October 22

You’re absolutely gobsmacked when watching the Game Of Thrones finale when all the white walkers bust out a badass version of Thriller.

scorpio

October 23 – November 21

You’re absolutely gobsmacked when watching the Game Of Thrones finale when you see your cousin as an extra. So he wasn’t lying!

sagittarius

November 22 – December 21

You’re absolutely gobsmacked when watching the Game Of Thrones finale when your penis falls off for no reason.

capricorn

December 22 – January 19

You’re absolutely gobsmacked when watching the Game Of Thrones finale when Conor McGregor shows up and tells Cersei she’ll ‘do fuckin nuttin’.

aquarius

January 20 – February 18

You’re absolutely gobsmacked when watching the Game Of Thrones finale when the Iron Throne reveals itself to be a Transformer, cutting up dozens and telling everyone to calm the fuck down.

pisces

February 19 – March 20

You’re absolutely gobsmacked when watching the Game Of Thrones finale when nothing really happens. Shite episode, really.  

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