RIGHT-WING publications along with various US police departments have urged the American racist community that the sun will only remain black for a brief period and not to shoot at it as it turns black during a predicted solar eclipse today.
An article in Breitbart news warned against firing at the celestial object, pointing out that the descending bullets could actually end up killing white nationalists instead.
“The sun is just under 100 million miles away from the earth so shooting at it will be futile,” the article began, before briefly explaining why it will go black later today, “this is a natural phenomenon where the moon passes in front of the sun, and does not represent any race change that we currently know of.
“Please do not be alarmed as the sun will only remain black for 30 minutes or so and to remain vigilant during these difficult times”.
Likewise, dozens of police departments across the United States have also been urged not mistake the eclipse for a perpetrator or possible suspect for any crime that may have been committed during the solar eclipse, and to also refrain from restraining it with bullets.
“We’re just covering all bases here,” LA Chief of police Charles L. Beck, explained, “many of our officers work long shifts and we are just making sure that they have been informed about the African American sun’s apperance today”.
For the first time in American history, the total solar eclipse will cross the U.S. from coast to coast, beginning in Oregon and ending in South Carolina.