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aries

21 March – 20 April

Dance as if nobody is watching, even though we’re all watching and we think you’re an idiot.  

taurus

21 April – 21 May

You are filled with dread after realising the next bank holiday isn’t for months.

gemini

May 21 – June 20

You go for a hike, then after less than an hour you request a Hailo ‘that can handle fields’.  

cancer

June 21 – July 22

Your co-workers are really starting to tire of your one-man rendition of STOMP.  

leo

July 23 – August 22

Someone shows you an actual photograph and you try to pinch it to ‘zoom in’.  

virgo

August 23 – September 22

Your life would be so much easier if only you could scam someone out of a great deal of money.  

libra

September 23 – October 22

Someone scams you out of a great deal of money! Your life just got like, infinity times more hard!  

scorpio

October 23 – November 21

Your Daft Punk tribute gig gets off to a bad start after the venue refuse you entry until you take your helmet off.  

sagittarius

November 22 – December 21

You fondly remember the days when your milkshake brought all the boys to the yard.  

capricorn

December 22 – January 19

Life gives you a verruca, so you make a nice glass of verruca-ade.  

aquarius

January 20 – February 18

You take up smoking again after spending several minutes on fire

pisces

February 19 – March 20

You remain oddly excited about how bad things are going to get over the next few years with Trump and Brexit and all that.  

Local Student Will Not Purchase Anything Without A Student Discount

Local Student Will Not Purchase Anything Without A Student Discount

Posted by Waterford Whispers News on Thursday, 14 February 2019
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