Sheeran Quits Twitter Over Trolls, The Thin-Skinned Ugly Ginger Twat

MUSIC making Brit Ed Sheeran has sensationally quit social media platform Twitter after persistent trolling, WWN can exclusively reveal.

The ugly, thin-skinned ginger twatbag and Shape of You singer, Sheeran, has confirmed his desire to limit his exposure to virulent insults and death threats leading some commentators to suggest the empty-headed abomination obviously can’t take a bit of harmless fun and he should consider setting his vocal chords on fire to save us all from the horrors of his music.

“Ed’s decision to reduce the level of offensive vitriol he is exposed to really shows him up for wank-headed bastard fountain we all knew he was, I hope he suffers from chronic diarrhea for the rest of his life, that way he’ll know what it’s like to be subjected to his music,” shared one reasonable Twitter egg avatar, who had sent just 49 death threats to Sheeran after his Glastonbury headlining gig.

Sheeran had confessed to finding the personal criticism hard to stomach and will now only use Twitter to post automatic updates from his Instagram account. The singer now joins the ever growing ranks of famous people who can’t handle being berated by thousands and thousands of aggressive people who often make violent threats against them, the soft prick.

“That rotten, vomited-up afterbirth is a right fucking snowflake. Oh, a millionaire wants off Twitter, boo fucking hoo, I hope he gets cock cancer,” shared another Twitter egg avatar, who will be reported to the police shortly after this article reaches its conclusion.

In the past, Sheeran has been accused of being a talented and hugely successful musician, a view not shared by egg avatars around the world.

“Honestly, what a fuckin’ snowflake. You threaten to stab his family once and he runs off Twitter like a coward,” confirmed the egg avatar, who turned to full time trolling after being rejected at a teenage disco 7 years ago.