They’re at it again! That’s right BB fans. Stephanie Davis. Jeremy McConnell. Some irrelevant bullshit. Again!
The on-off, off-on, on-off, off-on couple are off again, after only getting back ON together just one news day ago. Bombshell! Off. Reality. Famous.
The pair were spotted, embracing, assaulting, taking to Twitter, drunk, without makeup, pushing pram, baby has no hope, leaving rehab, signing a barring order, making sex tape, on their way to counselling, while drinking methylated spirits in the park from an old worn tartan slipper.
“Heartfelt tweet,” confirmed one worried fan we spoke to.
Friends shocked. Loved up snap. Set the record straight. Paternity test. Steaming pile of shite. Scotty T? Cheesy flaps?
“No,” said a source.
However, speculation. Moving to Hollywood. Messages of support. Is this 250 words yet? Drunken This Morning interview. Moving back to Dublin. Drunk.
Back on the right track. Loved up post. Back together again. Hatchet wound. Engaged. Intervention.
More as we get it.