World Comes Together In Wake Of London Attack To Call Donald Trump A Twat

IN A TRIBUTE to the city of London and those killed and injured in the senseless killings this past weekend, the world has united in stirring criticism of colossal twat and sitting US President Donald Trump.

As dedicated emergency service workers worked tirelessly to save the lives of those affected by the atrocity, carried out by three terrorists, US President Donald Trump busied himself commenting on events using his Twitter account, in much the same way a 13-year-old endlessly comments below YouTube videos.

“Nah, you’re a twat mate,” confirmed countless citizens from around the world in response to Trump’s ignorant and brain cell-less twatterings, which criticised London Mayor Sadiq Khan.

“Seriously mate, you’re a twatasaurus rex, how about you get in your Twat Mobile and fuck off,” remarked yet more people, whose love and empathy for the city London and its people took the form of insulting Trump with that most British of swear words.

“Look, we could have called him a bastard or a dickhead, but by calling him a twat, well, it’s my small way of letting Londoners know we’re thinking of them,” remarked one Parisian native Jean Gourdon, who expressed his admiration for Londoners as they came together in the wake of another horrible attack, also carried out by twats.

The world added that if calling Trump a huge, massive, idiotic or ignorant tiny-handed twat can help anyone affected by the attacks, they will continue to do so.