Coworker Totally Nails 9-Minute Desk Drum Solo

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A LOCAL Waterford coworker has totally nailed a desk slapping rendition of several rock songs in a stunning 9-minute solo, which is still ongoing, much to the delight of his colleagues who find it to be nothing but a soothing assault on the ears.

Using a combination implements found on his desk and placing them in his hands, Barry Martin of Neelan & Co Logistics has wowed his coworkers with his desk drumming prowess and amazingly, has yet to run out of stamina.

Replacing the bass drum with the side of his desk, Martin has been passionately thrashing about his cubicle while staring blankly at an Excel spreadsheet with several colleagues silently and begrudgingly admitting to themselves that he is ‘fucking nailing it’.

“Da dum da dum dum da dum dum dun dum dun dun dun dun da da and I’ve been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord, oh Lord,” Martin sang passionately as his ruler struck a nearby stapler at least 30 times inside of 4 seconds.

While the urge to murder Martin has not crossed the mind of the rest of the office at all, drastic action may have to be taken if the 32-year-old doesn’t wrap things up in the next second or two.

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