“If You See A Galaxy Ripple In The Fridge, Fucking Leave It There” Men Told

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A CHILLING warning issued by the Irish Women’s Association (IWA) has let it be known in no uncertain terms that if a man should find a Galaxy Ripple in the fridge of the house he shares with his wife or girlfriend, he is to leave it there and under no circumstances eat it.

The statement by the IWA comes following a number of reports about men operating under the illusion that perhaps their partner went out and bought them a Galaxy Ripple and left it in the fridge for them, then ate said confectionery in two bites while getting themselves a beer or whatever.

Galaxy Ripples are know to appear in women’s fridges once every month or five weeks, and are usually consumed while by women lying down with a hot water bottle as they feel 50% sorry for themselves, 50% angry about everything in the world.

With 9 out of every 10 men clueless to the ways of the female mind, many husbands or partners have eaten this ceremonial Ripple out of blissful ignorance, something that the IWA is attempting to eradicate.

“What, did you think your wife went out and bought you a very specific chocolate bar? What is your thinking here?” asked a furious woman at an IWA conference.

“That is not your chocolate. Leave it the fuck alone. Step away from the fridge and eat anything else in the house. Do not eat the period chocolate. This is your final warning. Anything that happens after this, is on you”.

The warning was heeded by approximately no men, even thought they were ‘totally listening to what the women were saying, not just nodding along, honest’.

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