New Luas Line Looks Done, Let Us On The Fucking Thing

A UNION representing Dublin city commuters has put forth a proposal for the immediate completion of the ongoing Luas cross-city line, stating emphatically that it looks grand and that nobody minds if it is a bit bumpy in places.

The development of the new line, which aims to join up the existing Red Line and Green Line services while simultaneously bringing a new travel corridor to the North Circular area of the city, has caused considerable traffic chaos across town since works began in 2013.

Following 4 years of lane-sharing and stop-go systems, sometimes adding hours to each commute, road users have declared that they’re ‘happy enough’ with the work done so far, and that it ‘all looks like you could drive a Luas on it’.

Speaking to WWN, a spokesperson for the Lettusonit movement claimed that they’re perfectly okay with not all the footpaths being in, and are more than ready for all the construction vehicles to ‘get the fuck out of the way’.

“There’s tracks, isn’t there? ‘Mon to fuck, let us on the thing,” read the official statement.

“Youse are going to spend another year dicking around and testing the whole thing… look, we’re getting buried by this God damn traffic now. Just wrap it up in the next day or two and let’s get fucking going!”

With Luas works set to officially end later this year, Dublin commuters have been told to enjoy the three or four weeks of traffic bliss before work begins on Metro North and gridlock returns for another 8 years.