David Rockefeller Fakes His Own Death

THE mainstream media (MSM) have today reported that former Chase Manhattan Chief Executive David Rockefeller has died at the age of 101, but we’re having none of it, WWN can confirm.

This latest attempt at distracting the masses has been reported by every major news publication on the planet, most of which, may we add, are secretly owned by the New World Order – a sect of global elitists run by Rockefeller and his demonic, satan worshiping peers.

However, not every newspaper has taken the bait, with this publication being the first to call out Rockefeller’s reported death as a lie, in the hopes of enlightening millions of unawakened sheep across the globe with the truth: that they’re all being controlled by a handful of ageing bankers, through means too complicated to explain to you here.

In fact, we have it on good authority that the 101-year-old is currently preparing his people for the next world war with their old foe, Russia, and that they’re all probably hiding in one of the elite’s many underground cities, which were built by extraterrestrial greys in the late 1940s to help keep the richest and most powerful people in the world safe during times of global conflict.

“He’s not dead. This is all one big lie,” a local unemployed expert on the illuminati confirmed to WWN, “these people are masters of deception and this latest attempt to pull the wool over everybody’s eyes seems to be working.

“I bet on my daughter’s life that David Rockefeller is in a bunker somewhere right now with his Zionist friends, plotting the world’s demise” he added.

In an alleged statement from the The Rockefeller Foundation confirming his death, Rockefeller supposedly died in his sleep at home in New York on Monday morning as a result of congestive heart failure; astonishing, considering the fact that reptilians do not suffer from such ailments.

Believe.