International Politics Round Up: They’re All Fucking Liars

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A QUICK scan of all major international news this week indicates that the vast majority of world leaders, and their peers, engage in a rampant bout of ceaseless lying, WWN can confirm.

Using our access to wire services across the world, WWN has been able to ascertain that the leaders of [insert any country here] have been shamelessly partaking in egregious acts of dishonesty, despite the overwhelming objections from the ordinary public.

“You think that’s bad, take a look at our lot. They’re a pack of fucking liars,” people of various nationalities said in response to emerging and ongoing scandals in Ireland, Brazil, France, Argentina, South Korea, America and 178 other nations.

Irish people aghast at their own politicians and their ongoing battle with honesty and telling the truth, will be shocked to learn that the current government’s monumental fuck up is similar to fuck ups found in other countries.

“If it involves a politician lying through his or her teeth, it’s safe to say that this is happening in 200 other countries right this second, as we speak,” shared political expert Veronica O’Connell.

“It shouldn’t shock people anymore, and it doesn’t shock many of them. However, to avoid disappointment, anger and outrage it is easier on your own stress levels to just presume that they’re all fucking lying, all the fucking time, to fucking everybody, the absolute fuckers,” added O’Connell, visibly fed up.

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