Stunning Local Girl Makes Everyone Else In Selfie Look Like A Fucking Mutant

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THE close friends of a particularly attractive young Waterford woman have today announced that they will no longer pose for selfies with her, as her good looks invariably leave them looking ‘like a bag of kicked arseholes’.

Jemma Harkin, 19, cuts an impressive figure in practically every selfie she appears in, whether on her own Instagram feed or in pictures for other people.

This has been cause for concern for her group of friends who, although not unattractive in their own right, look closer to rejects from the Addams Family when posing beside Harkin.

The phenomenon has led to numerous angry outbursts from the group of girls, who have all grown to dread the notification ‘Jemma Harkin has tagged you in a photo”.

“I’m pretty sick of my boyfriend asking me ‘who’s the girl on the left?’ when he sees me in a picture with Jemma,” said one of Harkin’s closest friends, who does not wish to be named.

“It’s ridiculous. She’s so pretty, she makes the rest of us look melted toys. So we’ve had to come up with excuses as to why we can’t be in selfies with her. I’ve been telling her that I have a detached retina and I’m not allowed any bright flashes in my eye”.

If you have been affected by a friend that’s leagues ahead of you in terms of beauty or handsomeness, please seek advice.

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