Woman’s Tea ‘Fucking Ruined’ After Friend Pours Two Too Many Drops Of Milk

A LOCAL WATERFORD woman has confirmed that her tea is now ‘fucking ruined’ following a friend’s abject attempt to add milk to a cup of tea, WWN has learned.

Irate tea lover Angela Bonner had been invited to the home of her friend Ciara Lally with the understanding she would receive some tea and that the women would engage in their weekly bitching session about everyone they knew.

However, Bonner descended to the depths of despair after Lally, busy with talking, added a ‘smidgen’ of milk to her friend’s tea rather than the ‘pinch’ requested.

“Fucking piss water is what it is. You wouldn’t serve this to your worst enemy, it’s fucking ruined now,” Bonner explained to WWN while Lally was in the kitchen getting biscuits.

Inspecting the tea it was clear that the light brown shade Bonner is usually accustomed to was absent, replaced by a slightly lighter shade.

“If she thinks I’m drinking that she can fuck right off, the troglodyte can’t even make a cup of tea. There’s maybe two more drops in there than I asked for. Sake.” Bonner explained further.

While no examination of the tea sample has been carried out, it is clear to the average tea drinker that there was much as two millilitres too much in the cup.

“I want to vomit just looking at it,” Bonner added, before storming out of Lally’s home without saying goodbye.