Parent Posts Inspiring Statement Their Toddler Clearly Never Fucking Said

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TODAY in an incident many experts are consigning to the ‘shit that never happened’ category of the internet, a Waterford toddler gave a powerful speech about the state of the world, which was then transcribed by her mother onto social media despite the fact nobody buys for a second that the kid said anything of the sort.

“I asked little Tanya what she thought of all the wars and poverty in the world, and here’s what she had to say,” wrote Jane Kelliher on her Facebook page this morning, lying through her virtual teeth.

“She’s only two and a half, isn’t it amazing how much we can all learn from children? #lovemybaby, #soyoungsowise”.

The statement was followed by a lengthy and grammatically perfect musing which the 34-year-old mother clearly wrote herself about how the world could be so much more if its people would just put down their weapons and come together to help end poverty and hunger once and for all, combined with a picture of little Tanya wearing a pair of Frozen pajamas while eating a Babybel with the red cover still on it.

So far the post has failed to go viral worldwide, prompting the Dungarvan native to make a second attempt at claiming her daughter is a philosopher some time next week with a post about how the toddler came up with the perfect solution to climate change by planting more flowers.

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