Local Cats To Wait Until Middle Of Night Before Loudly Fucking

“THE night-time, is the right time, to roar my fucking face off while clawing into the back of some young kitty,” beamed one Waterford cat today, in an exclusive interview with WWN.

Like most local cats, this stray tabby (who wishes to remain unnamed) prefers to wait until the absolute dead of night before engaging in screaming one-night sexual encounters with female cats, adding that he enjoys doing it ‘right outside someone’s house’ for a bit of added kink.

“There’s nothing better than banging some hot lil’ cat while we both keep roaring like we’re being fed into a sausage-making machine,” grinned the mottled-brown lothario.

“What you want is for people to be unsure as to what’s going on. Are we fucking? Or are we fighting to the death? It’s a major turn on, trust me”.

WWN sat back and listened to tale after tale of nocturnal noise-making, before our cat friend admitted that his string of sexual conquests sometimes left him feeling a bit hollow on the inside.

“There’s a part of me that thinks maybe just banging away while screaming bloody murder isn’t living life to the fullest”, he sighed.

“Luckily, I also have nights when I get into fights with foxes”.