Man Utd Shock Football World With Sudden Surprise Signing Of Pogba

A QUIET bit of transfer business that no one could have predicated will see Manchester United complete the signing of Juventus player Paul Pogba, WWN has learned.

Following a complete failure of the sporting press to bring the transfer to the attention of the football loving public, Pogba is expected to move to the Manchester club for three times the GDP of the island nation of Tuvalu, catching absolutely everyone off guard.

“Fucking hell, they kept that quiet,” avid Chelsea fan Dermot Dummett shared with WWN, “they love sneaking in under the radar with their transfers, none of this long draw out stuff in full view of the public. Keeps the speculation and pressure off it all, nicely done”.

Pogba’s move is all but sealed following a medical examination, which was concealed from fans and the public alike.

“In this day and age, it’s nice to a transfer that was quickly resolved without descending into a ‘saga’ all football fans seem to hate,” chuffed United fan Michael Cormick explained to WWN, “sure it would have been nice to know this was even on the cards but I understand to avoid looking like a vainglorious club we’re better keeping these things under wraps before the move is actually completed”.

However, other United fans have voiced their displeasure at being kept in the dark and have pushed for their club’s PR team to be fired.