Leo Varadkar Just Slut-Dropped In The Dáil

NOT to be outdone by Independent TD Richard Boyd Barrett, Fine Gael’s Leo Varadkar took the the floor in Leinster House and performed a picture-perfect slut-drop in front of the assembly.

Boyd Barrett, who yesterday “dabbed” during the day’s debates, was less than impressed at Varadkar’s moves as he watched from his bench.

A hushed awe descended on the house, as current Ceann Comhairle Cathal Brugha declared that “it’s on now”.

“Oh, snap, it’s on right now in here,” said Brugha, after Varadkar slammed his ass on the ground and then brought that thing up real slow.

“Barrett, you gonna let him get away with that? Enda, drop a beat, let these boys own the floor”.

The ensuing dance-off is now entering it’s third hour. Stay tuned for updates.

[UPDATE] Barret has Varadkar hurting with some serious moves

[UPDATE] Joan Burton jumps in, doing the Macarena. Burton is promptly told to “sit the fuck down”.

[UPDATE] Varadkar hospitalised after ill-advised headspin. Boyd Barrett dabs in victory.

[UPDATE] All other Dáil business postponed until a later date.