Look At This Red Dot You Fucking Idiots

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OH my God, you’re going to love this red dot conundrum. It’s really testing a lot of people lately on the 456 sites we’ve seen it on already.

How do we know that? Well, because you’re forever clicking on stories composed of complete fucking nonsense that has the vague promise of some unclear sense of reward and gratification.


Here’s a red dot below, can you spot the third secret of Fatima in it? Be sure to stare for at least 60 seconds. It’s an optical illusion or some shit, or maybe it’s an eye test.

Why 60 seconds? Who gives a shit, just do what you’re told. Is the dot red? Maybe it’s not. Maybe it’s the blue/white dress thing. Now, of course, it’s not the blue/white dress thing, but just go with us on this.

There is nothing to be gained from staring at the red dot, but remember everyone else is probably doing it too, so you can’t miss out on it.

Maybe Snapchat yourself looking at the red dot. Honestly, do what you like, masturbate to it or have sex on the red dot for all we care.

Here, for your viewing pleasure is a red dot that if you stare at it long enough may or may not give you cancer. Can you see ‘it’?

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WOW!!! This changes everything, did you catch it?

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