Futurewatch: On The Set Of The Last Ever Porno

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2025, Los Angeles. WWN are granted exclusive all-access passes to the set of Teen Sluts 83, the last in the renowned “Teen Sluts” series, and the last pornographic movie ever to be made following a landmark decision that declared every type of porn imaginable was already available to customers, and that there was no real need to make any more.

Having exhausted every combination of man, woman, women together, men with several women, black, white, Asian, Latino, young, old, hardcore, softcore, medium core, amateur, close up, POV, filmed in secret, filmed upside down and filmed from the perspective of internal organs, porn chiefs decided to call it a day on new productions and just live off the royalties from the years and years worth of content already available online.

Teen Sluts 83, which was already a day into pre-production when the ruling was made yesterday, will wrap principal photography at around lunchtime, bringing the 130 year-old porn industry to a close.

It’s 19-year-old star, Porn Girl 673, will become the last woman to have sex on camera for the purpose of sale or redistribution, something she talks about with both joy and sorrow.

“I really feel like I was just getting started in my ‘being plowed by strangers’ career,” said Porn Girl 673, who started porn long after all naming combinations of Amber, Jenna, Tori and Mia were used up, forcing actresses to take a number.

Joining Porn Girl 673 in her scene is journeyman porn actor Jim Wood, who spoke of his worry now that his porn career is over.

“I don’t know what the fuck else I’m supposed to do,” said the 33-year-old, whose real name is Paul Wood.

“I literally have no skills other than having a hard penis while in the company of teenage girls. Here, that made me a star. Anywhere else, I’m a fucking pervert”.

Wood and 83 set about the task at hand in a scene of anal piledriving that is tinged with a hint of poignancy, drawing to a close the world of pornography forever.

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