12 Chat Up Lines Only Irish Lads Say

Irish! Lads! Chat up lines! Irish lads and their chat up lines! It’s the classic that just keep on giving, you’ll find these gems coming out of the mouth of some lad with a GAA jersey on a packet of Taytos in his hand.

1) ‘I’m gently insinuating I would like to have sex with you using the medium of a thinly veiled innuendo.’ Ha, you’ve got to hand it to them they have charm.

2) ‘I’ve looked it up and it’s okay for 2nd cousins, just not 1st cousins; so I’m in if you are’. LOL, I think we’ve all had one relationship spring from this old chestnut.

3) ‘I’m looking for someone as judgmental and overbearing as my own mother, and you have a scowl on you that could defeat an army’. OK, so maybe we give off the wrong vibe sometimes, but those men folk are so very simple.

4) ‘Sometimes when I think about it, I get so lonely and I’ve realised I’m just as scared about death as anyone else and Christ you’ve only one life, and it’s hard to find ‘the one’ ya know? That’s why I’m in this bar again, for the 7th week running, 6 pints into a night out… cos I’m just fucking terrified I’ll die and I won’t be able to say I loved someone, and they loved me, ya know?’ An old favourite we’ve all heard before.

5) ‘Let’s get bitter and unhappy together’. Ha-ha, he does have a point. There was a great gif to go with this, but I can’t find it now.

6) ‘There’s a prevailing trend of trying to reduce me to the rank of simpleton as a man because of some homogeneous media-driven crusade to situate us as eternal opposites just because of our genders, but I’m presuming you’re smart enough to see through this’. Awkward! We have ourselves a major freak here.

7) ‘Have you got Snapchat? I’m going to want to send you a picture of a penis very, very soon’. This guy just gets it.

8) ‘Culchie stereotype’. Ha, there’s always one.

9) ‘You’re getting to that age now where you’re going to be too set in your ways to change all those annoying things about you and so I am, fancy a ride?’ Okay, this is a one night stand chat up line we can get behind.

10) ‘Amy Huberman’. Stop!

11) LOL, I mean… right? I know.

12) ‘You know, even though I own a penis I totally get the humour in Pitch Perfect and Bridesmaids, and I also have my shit together’. Eh, sorry this last one is a joke obviously cus this dream guy doesn’t exist.