“I Haven’t Had This Much Pussy Since My College Days.” Claims Singing Priest

YOU TUBE sensation Fr. Ray Kelly said today he is currently “rolling in pussy” after a video of himself singing Leonard Cohen’s Hallelujah went viral across the world.

The county Meath man took the internet by storm with his rendition of the song, which he performed live at the wedding of Leah and Chris O’Kane in his parish of Old Castle.

“I got bitches in the living room getting it on, and they ain’t leaving till six in da morning.” he rymed to Waterford Whispers News earlier today.

“I just love music and I’m overwhelmed at the reaction to my beats. To be honest, I haven’t had this much pussy since my college day’s and I don’t want it to stop yo!”

Dressed in a low cut V-neck muscle top and skinny jeans, Fr. Kelly told WWN that he may just go on world tour and give “this old priest gig a break”.

“I’ve been at this priest shit now for over 25 years and it’s starting to wear thin with me.” he said while clutching a young blonde woman who requested his autograph. “When you see chicks like this throwing themselves at you, it’s hard to keep those impure thoughts at bay.”

Fr. Kelly is expected to begin the Irish leg of his tour in May.