Brian O’Driscoll Takes Well Deserved Shit On Grafton Street After Being Granted Freedom Of Dublin

RUGBY STAR Brian O’Driscoll marked his freedom of Dublin city this morning by taking a well deserved shit on Grafton street.

O’Driscoll, who is widely regarded as Ireland’s best ever rugby union player, made his way down to the capital’s busiest street at half past seven this morning to take the dump, one, he said, was on the cards for a “long long” time.

“I’ve always wanted to do this,” he told a small crowd of press photographers. “The last time I took a decent crap like this was in O’Gara’s hotel bed in 2008.”

The 35-year-old becomes the 77th person to receive the freedom of the city, following in the footsteps of Nelson Mandela, Bill Clinton, John F Kennedy and Bono. However, Mr. O’Driscoll becomes the first ever recipient to publicly defecate under his new found freedom.

“Yeah, I think i’ll come back tomorrow and go for a naked jog around St Steven green.” he said, while wiping himself off. “There is so much potential with this freedom thing. I’m absolutely honoured.”

Among the ancient privileges afforded to a Freeman is the right to park anywhere in the cities boundaries without paying for a ticket, the right to taunt members of the public with red hair and the right to adopt homeless people for domestic labour.