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“Some fucking slap off them new bangers floating around the town” warns Waterford lad

WATERFORD CITY young fella, Jamie Lonergan, has warned his fellow peers today about the strength of a new batch of ecstasy tablet being distributed around the town, stating there is ‘some fucking slap off them’.

Jamie LonerganMr. Lonergan made the claim following a massive session over the weekend, and urged anyone buying the new pills not to ‘double-drop’.

“I got a rake of them off a lad in Larchville on Friday cause I was meant to be going to a Christening over the week-end,” explained the 22 and a half year old. “I made the mistake of neckin’ two of them before I was about to head out and just ended up chewing the jaw off meself on the couch for the night.”

The unemployed pharmacist told WWN that he had no recollection of the nights events and could only briefly describe the tablet.

“They were green with little speckles in them and had a ghost or something printed on them,” he said. “I’d take them again now but I wouldn’t be fucking that many into me.”

Sources close to Mr.Lonergan said he was in an ‘awful hoop’ at the weekend and kept speaking to people who weren’t even there.

“He was mad out of it so he was,” said friend and confidant Jayo Morgan. “He looked like sloth from the Goonies at one stage and started talking to the fridge and then hugging it”

It is widely speculated in the drug user community that green or blue pills have a higher MDMA level than most, and are often sought after when available.

“I’d gladly pay seven euro a pop for them things,” added Lonergan. “There’s a nice clean bang off them and you’d be up for hours on the yokes.”

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