Minister for Health ‘being a proper fucking cunt’, says everybody

EVERYBODY confirmed today that Dr. James Reilly is ‘being a proper fucking cunt‘, in wake of recent revelations about the Health Minister.

Waterford Whispers News can reveal the whole country agrees that the snaky corrupt shitbag should hand in his letter of resignation to the Dáil as of yesterday, before he is made do so by an angry mob of people with hurleys.

Last week the TD came under fire after Junior health minister Roisin Shortall resigned over Mr Reilly’s decision to add locations, including two in his own constituency, to a list of proposed primary healthcare centres.

Today a report claims that property developer Seamus Murphy, who is a supporter of the fucking cunt, owns the site in the minister’s constituency where the health centre is to be built.

However, both men deny knowing each other or having their pictures taken together at numerous business dinners in the North Dublin constituency.

“Them photos could have been photoshopped or anything.” claimed Mr. Murphy.

Mr Reilly said it was not the case that they were friends, and there was huge conspiracy in motion by the entire population of Ireland to oust him from his duties as Health minister.

“You are all in this together. But I won’t back down. I WON’T BACK DOWN!!!” he shouted.

Speaking in the country today, an everyone spokesperson said the credibility of Dr. Reilly is like lego – in bits.

Adding: “He lets a good hearted politician like Roisin Shortall resign because she has the balls to stand up for her principles, and yet the fat prick is still sitting there in the Dáil, getting paid to shovel money into his own backyard.”

“Its time we had a good hard look at the way things are run here.”

“How many more of these fucking cunts are favouring their voters in a bid to fill their own pockets?”

Meanwhile, other government ministers defended Minister Reilly’s decision.

Ruairi Quinn said he was quite worried that maybe there will be an expensive investigation into such issues relating to constituency favouritism and supported the location of the site in Balbriggan regardless.

“I just hope it ends here. There is a lot of time and money being wasted on this silly little issue.” he added sheepishly.

Mr Quinn then  blamed Fianna Fail for everything before going on a 4 hour lunch break.

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