GAELIC Footballer Paul Galvin announced today that he will be launching his very own sacred heart picture as part of the ‘Paul Galvins face on everything’ range.
The Kerry man, who is not one bit gay, unveiled the new product at a showroom in Dublin earlier this morning to a crowd full of people with heads.
“I just wanted to bring back that old retro Catholic feel and make it my own.” said the 32-year-old.
“Jesus is old news. There’s a new kid on the cross.” he joked.
Mr. Galvins company Galvinise plans to bring the face of Paul Galvin to every home in Ireland and eventually the world, a spokesman for the group told WWN. “We plan on a Paul Galvin pillow case and Duvet set by Christmas.”
“Every product will have Pauls face digitally printed on it to give it that Galvinise’d feel.”
The sporting star first thought up of the name for the company while roofing a friends barn.
“Yea, we were laying sheets of grooved metal onto the roof of a shed and my mate said that my name sounded like the name given to the sheets -galvanising.
“Then I realised it would make a great name for my company as we will be basically Galvin-ising everything we make.” he added quite chuffed.
Paul Galvin funeral flags for coffins have recently taken the undertaker world by storm and is currently one of the top best things to be buried with in 2012, according to Widowed magazine.