A SPECIALIST in drugs rehabilitation has claimed today that a 9mm handgun could solve all of Pete Doherty’s drug addiction problems, if administered in time.
Dr. King Hung Chow told WWN that this form of treatment was very effective and will relieve any urges the singer may have for using any sort or drug.
Mr. Doherty, who was thrown out of Dr. Chow’s Thai rehab clinic this week for abusing fellow patients, was said to be now back in London recording new material for his up and coming Album, Wankered.
The 33-year-old checked into the Rehab centre at the end of June to overcome his addiction to heroin and a celebrity rock star status. His programme included whinging about all the bad things that happened to him, not doing drugs and a basic training course to stop acting like a spoilt little shit.
Dr. Chow treated the songwriter for over four weeks before he was ejected from the clinic “He was always crying about something. Like a little girl.”
The drugs addiction guru claimed that Doherty’s only real problem was himself, and that the 9mm treatment would probably be the best option for him going forward.
“Just one behind the ear would suffice.” added Chow.
The singer’s decision to travel to Thailand, with manager Andy Boyd, resulted in last-minute cancellations of numerous concerts and festival gigs around the UK, much to the dismay of wannabe drug addicts everywhere.