Dalglish: ‘Liverpool Are Fucking Shit Anyway’

SACKED Liverpool manager Kenny Dalglish told a press conference today that he is absolutely delighted at the clubs decision to fire him and said  ‘Liverpool are fucking shit anyway’.

After 18 months at the reigns, Dalglish paid the price for the teams poor league performance, during which time he lost the faith of the premier league sides ‘bored’ of directors.

Dalglish explained to reporters that the last year and a half was probably the most boring and uneventful time in his life.

“Five minutes into every game I was just counting down the minutes until it was over.” he said.

“Those useless bunch of pricks couldn’t score in a Vietnamese brothel.”

The former Scottish footballer went on to complain about the fans and how during every big game he would dream of throwing hand grenades into the crowd.

“I just got so sick of them singing that God awful song.”

“You look up and see grown drunk men crying. Hillsborough was over 20 years ago like. Get over it!” he added.

The 61-year-old said he looked forward to moving on to a ‘decent’ club and moving himself and his family out of ‘this shit-hole’.

He then wished his replacement all the luck in the world and added: ‘he will need it’.